50 Things Every Rioter Should Do

1. Eat cacao every day of the year and twice on Cinco de Mayo when you go to Mexico
2. Assemble a cacao hoarding unit for your bedroom
3. Attend the running of the bulls in Spain in your pajamas
4. Climb Mt. St. Helens, pick up a small rock then yodel
5. Walk across the Sahara with only a canteen and cacao nibs
6. Sing karaoke in your hometown bar
7. Skinny dip in Iceland
8. Drink Chinese Oolong tea with a side of smoked salmon and cacao sprinkles
9. Collect German shepherds
10. Learn how to whittle little sticks into figurines, then sell them
11. Say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards
12. Sell girl scout cookies door to door in London
13. Be an extra in a major motion picture
14. Have a picnic in Paris during a thunderstorm
15. Send love letters to people you don't know
16. Hum at people when they are least expecting
17. Read children's stories to neighborhood children
18. Go to see the Terra Cotta Soldiers in China while eating a twinkie
19. Learn to sing like a Tibetan Monk
20. Paddle down the Nile on a surf board
21. Watch the sunrise while blowing soap bubbles
22. Collect seashells with your toes in Colombia
23. Learn to say "Where's the cacao?" in 20 different languages
24. Take a ride on the Funicular railway
25. Learn how to wrap a sari in India
26. Harvest truffles with pigs in Italy
27. Cross the Brooklyn bridge backward
28. Run a marathon in flip-flops in Kenya
29. Call the Prime Minister of Iceland - he's in the phone book
30. Attempt to borrow a stranger's belt
31. Book a table for two and take your cat to dinner
32. Play the kazoo in a marching band
33. Dye your hair to match your backpack
34. Design a silo
35. Learn to sheer a sheep and make a sweater
36. Lick a 9 volt battery
37. Visit a potato chip factory in Belgium
38. Pour flubber into a waffle iron
39. Have tea and crumpets with a queen
40. Adopt a gerbil and name it Hanky
41. Buy a bean bag chair for every color of the rainbow
42. Answer the phone in Swahili
43. Fight for the innocent
44. Hug a stalactite
45. Play tag with a dog
46. Dance the Macarena on stilts in Brazil
47. Storm a castle in Ireland
48. Walk into a dressing room and nonchalantly change into a superhero outfit
49. Play the accordion on the sidewalks of an urban city
50. Scream "that's it!" when getting brain freeze